Secularists often dismiss the ouija board in the same breath as the Tarot Cards which are only used by drunken old women at fairgrounds who claim that they can read your future by the order in which they proceed to pick cards.

This is obviously ludicrous. At no point during the experience does the reader contact Satan. They are purely making the reading up by cleverly analyzing the personality of the subject and then telling them exactly what they want to hear.

With the Ouija Board you are playing into Satan’s hands. It’s unpredictable. You never know how sensitive someone is to the effects of the board until their brain has exploded like a car backfiring and they are lying twitching on the ground like one of those dead Gangstas.