Should I Dispose Of My Computer After Playing An Online Ouija Board
Comments(7) Yes, you should. The same rules apply as with conventional ouija boards. My favorite method of disposing of laptop computers involves laying them down on the road and driving my 4×4 over them repeatedly. I’ve only ever had to do it twice after I found out my teenage boys were looking up pornography.
If you find that your children have been playing ouija board online, don’t be lenient. Snatch that computer right out of their room whilst screaming ‘Satan be gone!’ like a warrior and begin to feverishly punch the machine until it is in smithereens.
Don’t stop there, call your children out and force them to watch you crush their favorite little toy. Remember, the more your children are crying the better job you are doing as a parent.
Praise be to Jesus!
I am Don Kroner, a loving father.
call your children out and force them to watch you crush their favorite little toy. Remember, the more your children are crying the better job you are doing as a parent.
need i say more
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Dear Don,
My husband began playing ouji on our computer what do I do, I fear I have lost him to the ouji.
“the more your children cry the better parents?” thats loads of bull. The more you make em cry the more they hate you and be drawn appart from you. your not a good advisor
I think this is the dumbest website i have ever been on hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yours always,
satan
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is so dumb its funny i haven’t laughed so much in a very long time thank you! you should do stand up. just remember when you do comedy keep it short. ps. i hope you were joking also about how you treat your kids.
thanks again!
the demon princess
Hahaha Lucifer i agree i actually laughed when i read his explanation of what to do, it seems like it came out of an adam sandler movie
you should destroy the computer.but buy a completly different one.not a single one that has the same designers,compony,and store like walmart.it will maybe end up in disaster.if there are spirits in your house then run the f^ck away and go bye a different one.if someone in your family has a inner spirit person then your screwed.