I’m asked all the time about the effectiveness of home made Ouija Boards. The fact is, when Satan notices that you’re trying to get in contact with Him, he will answer, whether you’re using a store bought board, a home made one or even one that you’ve found on the Internet.

The risks are always the same. The end results are always as disastrous.

The only way to destroy a homemade cardboard Ouija Board is to eat the board whole without drinking a drop of water to ease it down. Then you must wait a few days until you pass the board from your system and then burn your feces to ensure that all of the evilness has been eradicted.

This may sound over the top, but it’s the only way to ensure that you remain cleansed of Satan.

Whilst many foolishly depict the Ouija Board as harmless fun, this couldn’t be any less true.

After using an Ouija Board, you can expect to feel like hell. It’s normal to have a fever for up to a year afterwards.

You might be tempted to dress up in a hooded gown and commence smashing up all mirrors and photos in your house with a hammer. You will begin to listen to godless heavy metal music and will stop showering daily as you’ll find it isn’t worth the hassle.

But most importantly, you’ll be eager to try the Ouija again as soon as possible. Unfortunately it is almost impossible to resist this temptation as Satan now has control of your mind and it will be a very tall out to reclaim your soul from The Dark One.

The only way to be safe from the Ouija Board is to stay as far away from them as possible and to repent to the Lord Jesus Christ. Only through Christ Jesus do we have security against the Enemy.

Once you are a soldier in God’s army, it is recommended that you collect as many Ouija Board’s as you possibly can, stack them and burn them in a sacrifice to God. By doing this you are closing off many potential portals to Satan and are sure to win a reward for the deed once you are in Heaven.

Apparently Ouija Boards are intended to contact any type of being on the other side, whilst angel boards are designed to contact purely angels. The problem is that the board only contacts one being, and that’s Satan. If you believe otherwise then, I’m afraid you’re deluded.

The only way to contact Angels is to pray to them through Jesus’s name. If Jesus sees fit, he will pass on your message to them.

Angel Board’s are as every bit as dangerous as Ouija’s. In fact I’d say they are probably even more dangerous as the name often deceives people into believing they are contacting pure spirits, when this couldn’t be further from the truth in reality.

I can’t believe anyone would be as irreponsible as to use a pregnant woman as a partner during an ouija board session just to increase the chances of making a connection with the spirit realm.

These fools are greatly underestimating the power of Satan. Given any chance, he’ll strike at what God holds as dear to him. If you don’t believe me, watch Rosemary’s Baby.

I honestly believe that social workers should have the right to take children into custody if it is proven that they are practicing the Ouija, or any of the other dark arts for that matter (i.e. Communism).

I wouldn’t be surprised if these same people think it’s funny to dangle their children off balconies! It’s as dangerous as what they’re doing with the board.

What you don’t seem to realize is that the very moment you acquire an Ouija Board the spirits appear. You might not be able to see them, but you’ve essentially invited them into your life through the portal that is the ouija board.

Demonic possession is subtle at first, you won’t notice anything major at all. You’ll just experience small things, like believing someone is watching you. You will likely start to smell of charcoal and urine. You will have an unquenchable thirst that you will not be able to quench through water alone.

Spirits will only appear when the occupation of your mind is nearing completion, then the real fun will begin. Ask yourself this question, do you really want to let it get this far? Do you treasure your sanity?

I hate Hallowe’en as it always demonstrates how sick and evil society is nowadays. I’m tired of hearing about families who just thought it’d be ‘fun’ to try the Ouija Board once and have unknowingly opened the Gates to Hell in their own living room.

I wish the government would tell the truth about those poor souls who are committed to mental institutions after trying the Ouija Board. Health officials try to pass it off as a ‘mental break down’ when really it is demonic possession.

If you want to know if the Ouija Board is fun or not, ask the relatives of those who have been posessed about how ‘fun’ their experience was.

I’m sure they’d do just about anything to have their beloved relative back to sanity.

Whilst there are no truly safe ways to terminate a seance, the only semi-reliable method is to immediately set fire to the board and to trash the room that you conducted the session in with rolling pins, rolled up news papers or hammers. When you practice the Ouija Board, Satan casts himself out of the board and into objects around the room. The only way to eliminate his presence is to smash everything up good and proper until it’s in tiny little pieces.

Once you’ve finished purifying everything, you must pray to Jesus for 66 hours straight in order to eliminate the curse that you have just invoked on yourself and your family.

Only then will you be safe from the Ouija Board.

Why is this so? Well once you’ve watched a video of someone else trying the ouija board, you’ll be convinced that it is perfectly harmless and the cool thing to do. Next, you’ll order an ouija board online and will try it for real at home.

Be warned that if you have already watched a video then Satan has already begun to sow seeds in your mind. Please observe your behavior of the coming days if you don’t believe me. You’ll most likely be swearing a lot more than you used to, watching all sorts of heinous pornography and having bewildering nightmares about demons, ghouls and the Lord of Darkness himself.

If you’re concerned about this, visit your church immediately and confess to your sins. Only a member of the Church will be able to restore you to health, so forget visiting the hospital. Anyway they’d think you’re insane and commit you to a mental hospital.

Ouija Board’s along with Tarot Cards, New Age Books and Oprah Winfrey are the three strongest tools uses against God to permanently enslave your soul.

When you use an Ouija Board, you are not controlled it subconsciously like Modern Science believes. Instead the board is being controlled by the Most Evil Being on the Planet. And I am not talking about Barack Hussein Obama. I am talking about Satan.

Please stay away from Ouija Boards. I say this not as someone who is trying to stop you from having fun, I speak as someone who wants to save your soul. You cannot love God truly if you’re continually meddling with the occult.

We cannot condone any violence against a business. So instead of doing anything evil to the shop, we recommend that you pray for the members of staff and recommend that Jesus enters their lives before it is too late and they are cast into the lake of Fire.

You should also do your best to Preach to them. For it’s better that they hear the Almighty Word of God, instead of dying ignorant forever in Hell Fire.

If you see anyone coming out of the store with an ouija, be sure to run over to them, swipe the board out of their hands and break it over your knee before continually screaming ‘BE GONE SATAN, YOU DAMNED WHORE!!!!”. If anyone threatens to call the police, remind them that if they do, they’ll spend all of eternity in the Lake of Fire for persecuting one of God’s only children.

Oh My Lord! I am tired of you people asking me whether Ouija Boards can be used to contact dead pets. The answer is no. Even if you think you’re talking to your Pet Cat, you aren ‘t! The Lord of Darkness can impersonate ANY LIVING creature, whether it’s human or not.

The result is all the same! Satan will enter your mind through the board and will then make you think all sorts of destructive thoughts.

First of all tell anyone close to him that he is being influenced by the Devil. If you think that the problem is serious then you should try your best to organize an exorcism. Exorcisms are the only way to break someones addiction to the Ouija Board.

There is no room for Caution. If you even have an inkling of a suspicion that your friend is Dabbling with Satan. Then consult your local church and ask them to organize an exorcism ASAP.

If he has not already been baptized, you might want to try jamming his head down the toilet and repeatedly flushing it until he has agreed to leave Satan behind.

People use the Ouija Board mainly because they want to get in contact with a loved one who has passed on. Instead of acting as a medium to contact the Dead, they are a channel to the Devil and only the Devil. Remember Lucifer is a master of Deceit. He can impersonate anyone from Joan of Arc to Lenny Bruce to your dead Grandmother.

If only these people had the common sense to read the Bible, they’d understand that the only avenue to the other world is through Jesus Christ. We cannot see a true reflection of the other planes until we have passed away and by then our eternal destination will already have been sealed, which is why it’s extremely important to make the right decision now.

There will be no pleading with Jesus at the gates of Heaven for a second chance. Ouijaboard use is 100 times worse than committing murder in God’s eyes.

Eternal Damnation

If you use an Ouija Board you will be looked down on by God and will stand more chance of being infected by the evilness of Satan.

Mental Illness

This stems from Satan too. His aim is to cripple your mind so that he can bend you to his will. He will talk you out of going to church. He will make you criticize your family for trying to help you. He will make you smell like an open sewer. None of these conditions are imagined. They are for real.

What? Are you stupid? Of course they are not real! They are controlled by complex computer programs that randomly display messages. However the aim of these games is not to entertain you, rather the objective is to get you praying to Satan instead of God.

Without thinking, you’ll likely find yourself praying to the Devil for deliverance and new experiences, instead of consulting the almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth.

Whilst I seriously recommend that you never touch the Ouijaboard, doing it alone is almost certainly gonna land you in trouble.

Basically if you try the Ouija alone, the Devil will be free to massacre your soul and in extreme cases he may lead you to the brink of suicide. Before letting it get this bad, just trust in God and use your time to glorify your creator instead of desecrating his memory.

I knew of a kid who tried Ouija alone in his parents house in Austin, Texas and just as he asked ‘When am I gonna die?’ his head detonated like a string of high velocity rounds had just torn through his head. Police still don’t know what exactly happened, but I do. Satan claimed him as one of his own that night.

Why is it possible to become addicted to Ouijaboards?

Good question! It’s possible because Satan wants to take over your soul and destroy your relationship with God by dabbling in the Occult which is forbidden by the Bible.

If you are addicted to the Ouija Board, you will only be saved by repenting from your evil ways and giving yourself back to God.

However according to a recent news report I watched, over 95% of people who use the Ouija Board will become addicted to using it, which is a higher addiction rate than Crystal Meth and Heroin and combined. If you start dabbling with the Ouija you are essentially selling your soul to the dark side and there isn’t a way in Hell that you’ll be getting it back anytime soon.

As a true believer in God, you should dispose of the Ouija Board in the most dramatic manner possible. I suggest taking it outside, urinating on it before setting it on fire. Once the board is well and truly lit, throw it into your neighbours garden to ensure that any demons inside the board are cast far away from your property.

Alternatively, you may wish to leave the board in the sink with a stream of hot water running on top of it. Once it is sufficiently wet, please feel free to use it as toilet paper and flush it to Kingdom Come once you’re finished with it.