This is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard for using the Ouija board. Just because someone claims to know how to use the the Ouija Board safely, does not make it anymore safe. If anything it increases the likelihood that you’ll be more open to an attack from Satan as your guard will be down.

Let it be known that there are no ’safe’ ways to use the Ouija Board, just like their are no safe ways to put a fricking gun to your head and pull on the trigger.

Often the ‘expert’ will be heavily into the New Age and will burn herbs in an attempt to protect your party from any adverse effects from the boards.

What they are really doing is indoctrinating you into the witch craft. Do not stand for it, pick up the herbs immediately and ram them up the person’s ass before yelling ‘Begone Satan!’ at the top of your lungs.