How To Scare One Of Your Friends During An Ouija Board Session
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Comments(3) If you’re conducting a seance with a group of friends, then you are making God unbelievably angry. The only thing that you can do to try to save your soul is to scare the living daylights out of another player in order to dissuade them from ever playing with the board again.
Why not pretend to be possessed by your best friends grandfather who is in Hell? State that the afterlife is extremely dark without Jesus and that you’ve been forced into having a sex change by Satan.
Tell him that you’re being ceramonially bum raped by all sorts of dead fascists like Adolf Hitler, Napoleon and John F Kennedy.
This should be enough to convince him that the Ouija is indeed a board of lies.
Good morning,
I just stumbled upon your sites (anti-atheist, etc), and I am quite appalled by what you are seeming to deem christian views. I am not an atheist, as I feel that title to be rather limiting. However, I question your promotion of ideas such as using the game board to outright lie to people who you call friends. Using fear to scare people to adhere to what you believe is right is a horribly twisted practice. Further, I wonder how “christian” this practice would be. While I think we will agree that many current religious folks don’t adhere to proper christian practices, purposefully promoting deciet is wrong. I hope that you will reconsider your promotion of hate and forceful adherance to outdated, bronze-age ideals. If you choose to follow the bible, please don’t slag off all non-believers as the terrible things you do. Non-believers everywhere live in the shadow of your mono-theistic religion and there are elements of frustration when faced with an unending barrage of religious propoganda. I hope that you don’t change your beliefs, if they are truly what you feel, but I hope that your delivery of those ideas to the public do change, and change to promote less hate. From all the non-believers here in Canada, have a good day!
Darn it. I was hoping this would be legit. My friends and I are having a seance with a ouija board soon and I’m inviting my brother over to scare everyone (rattle some door knobs, etc., bang a window or 2, etc.) and I was looking for some fun ideas.
hahahaha your so funny lol