This is the greatest misconception of them all! The Ouija is a portal through which spirits can travel from the other side into waking reality.

The ghosts that you encountered in your dreams will enter your reality if you ever try to use the Ouija Board. If you’ve encountered only ‘friendly’ ghosts in your dreams then boy are you in for a surprise when they make the transition. Only then will they show their true nature and it’ll be much too late to go running to Momma to make it all better.

Occultists prefer to try the Ouija Board in houses that aren’t haunted as there are no other spirits who will attempt to intervene during the seance.

Secularists often dismiss the ouija board in the same breath as the Tarot Cards which are only used by drunken old women at fairgrounds who claim that they can read your future by the order in which they proceed to pick cards.

This is obviously ludicrous. At no point during the experience does the reader contact Satan. They are purely making the reading up by cleverly analyzing the personality of the subject and then telling them exactly what they want to hear.

With the Ouija Board you are playing into Satan’s hands. It’s unpredictable. You never know how sensitive someone is to the effects of the board until their brain has exploded like a car backfiring and they are lying twitching on the ground like one of those dead Gangstas.

This is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard for using the Ouija board. Just because someone claims to know how to use the the Ouija Board safely, does not make it anymore safe. If anything it increases the likelihood that you’ll be more open to an attack from Satan as your guard will be down.

Let it be known that there are no ’safe’ ways to use the Ouija Board, just like their are no safe ways to put a fricking gun to your head and pull on the trigger.

Often the ‘expert’ will be heavily into the New Age and will burn herbs in an attempt to protect your party from any adverse effects from the boards.

What they are really doing is indoctrinating you into the witch craft. Do not stand for it, pick up the herbs immediately and ram them up the person’s ass before yelling ‘Begone Satan!’ at the top of your lungs.

After closing a session, it can be very tempting to burn the ouija board especially if you were somewhat unnerved by the experience.

The likelihood of causing a serious fire increases tenfold after such a session. Many have speculated that the demons from the board help to strengthen the fire, making it almost impossible to put out once it has caught hold.

The most terrifying thing about it all is that the people who took part in the seance become pyromaniacs. I’ve seen one guy run into the restroom after playing ouija, returning with several rolls of bathroom tissue, dousing them in gasoline before setting fire to them on the spot just to get a proper inferno going.

Before the session this guy was a God fearing Christian like myself and was never the same after the experience.

Definitely not!

If you suffer from a condition like depression and are considering playing the ouija board then you’re seriously playing with fire.

If you’re feeling desperate for answers in life and are asking for them through the board then the spirits are likely to take advantage of you and will do anything in their power to debase your spirit.

Besides, what will you do if the session goes wrong? I’ve heard of people having to be placed into mental homes after playing the Ouija board when ill. It’s seriously not a game!

You shouldn’t be playing this game even if you’re perfectly healthy. It’s just bad news.

I’ve heard of gullible people using the ouija board as a tea tray, believing it to be harmless as long as they don’t use it for its intended purpose. That’s the fatal mistake they make. They don’t understand that the ouija board will draw them in. Without thinking one night they’ll be using their beloved ‘tea tray’ for it’s intended purpose and all sorts of depravity will ensue.

I had a dear friend who did this very thing and he ended up killing himself one night through repeatedly smashing himself over the head with the board. Apparently he shattered his skull into splinters. The doctors didn’t understand how he managed to inflict so much damage since the board was made of thin wood.

The only possible explanation is that Satan possessed him and gave him the phenomenal strength to pulverize his own brains with.

Whilst many foolishly depict the Ouija Board as harmless fun, this couldn’t be any less true.

After using an Ouija Board, you can expect to feel like hell. It’s normal to have a fever for up to a year afterwards.

You might be tempted to dress up in a hooded gown and commence smashing up all mirrors and photos in your house with a hammer. You will begin to listen to godless heavy metal music and will stop showering daily as you’ll find it isn’t worth the hassle.

But most importantly, you’ll be eager to try the Ouija again as soon as possible. Unfortunately it is almost impossible to resist this temptation as Satan now has control of your mind and it will be a very tall out to reclaim your soul from The Dark One.

Apparently Ouija Boards are intended to contact any type of being on the other side, whilst angel boards are designed to contact purely angels. The problem is that the board only contacts one being, and that’s Satan. If you believe otherwise then, I’m afraid you’re deluded.

The only way to contact Angels is to pray to them through Jesus’s name. If Jesus sees fit, he will pass on your message to them.

Angel Board’s are as every bit as dangerous as Ouija’s. In fact I’d say they are probably even more dangerous as the name often deceives people into believing they are contacting pure spirits, when this couldn’t be further from the truth in reality.

I can’t believe anyone would be as irreponsible as to use a pregnant woman as a partner during an ouija board session just to increase the chances of making a connection with the spirit realm.

These fools are greatly underestimating the power of Satan. Given any chance, he’ll strike at what God holds as dear to him. If you don’t believe me, watch Rosemary’s Baby.

I honestly believe that social workers should have the right to take children into custody if it is proven that they are practicing the Ouija, or any of the other dark arts for that matter (i.e. Communism).

I wouldn’t be surprised if these same people think it’s funny to dangle their children off balconies! It’s as dangerous as what they’re doing with the board.

What you don’t seem to realize is that the very moment you acquire an Ouija Board the spirits appear. You might not be able to see them, but you’ve essentially invited them into your life through the portal that is the ouija board.

Demonic possession is subtle at first, you won’t notice anything major at all. You’ll just experience small things, like believing someone is watching you. You will likely start to smell of charcoal and urine. You will have an unquenchable thirst that you will not be able to quench through water alone.

Spirits will only appear when the occupation of your mind is nearing completion, then the real fun will begin. Ask yourself this question, do you really want to let it get this far? Do you treasure your sanity?

I hate Hallowe’en as it always demonstrates how sick and evil society is nowadays. I’m tired of hearing about families who just thought it’d be ‘fun’ to try the Ouija Board once and have unknowingly opened the Gates to Hell in their own living room.

I wish the government would tell the truth about those poor souls who are committed to mental institutions after trying the Ouija Board. Health officials try to pass it off as a ‘mental break down’ when really it is demonic possession.

If you want to know if the Ouija Board is fun or not, ask the relatives of those who have been posessed about how ‘fun’ their experience was.

I’m sure they’d do just about anything to have their beloved relative back to sanity.

Whilst there are no truly safe ways to terminate a seance, the only semi-reliable method is to immediately set fire to the board and to trash the room that you conducted the session in with rolling pins, rolled up news papers or hammers. When you practice the Ouija Board, Satan casts himself out of the board and into objects around the room. The only way to eliminate his presence is to smash everything up good and proper until it’s in tiny little pieces.

Once you’ve finished purifying everything, you must pray to Jesus for 66 hours straight in order to eliminate the curse that you have just invoked on yourself and your family.

Only then will you be safe from the Ouija Board.

Why is this so? Well once you’ve watched a video of someone else trying the ouija board, you’ll be convinced that it is perfectly harmless and the cool thing to do. Next, you’ll order an ouija board online and will try it for real at home.

Be warned that if you have already watched a video then Satan has already begun to sow seeds in your mind. Please observe your behavior of the coming days if you don’t believe me. You’ll most likely be swearing a lot more than you used to, watching all sorts of heinous pornography and having bewildering nightmares about demons, ghouls and the Lord of Darkness himself.

If you’re concerned about this, visit your church immediately and confess to your sins. Only a member of the Church will be able to restore you to health, so forget visiting the hospital. Anyway they’d think you’re insane and commit you to a mental hospital.

We cannot condone any violence against a business. So instead of doing anything evil to the shop, we recommend that you pray for the members of staff and recommend that Jesus enters their lives before it is too late and they are cast into the lake of Fire.

You should also do your best to Preach to them. For it’s better that they hear the Almighty Word of God, instead of dying ignorant forever in Hell Fire.

If you see anyone coming out of the store with an ouija, be sure to run over to them, swipe the board out of their hands and break it over your knee before continually screaming ‘BE GONE SATAN, YOU DAMNED WHORE!!!!”. If anyone threatens to call the police, remind them that if they do, they’ll spend all of eternity in the Lake of Fire for persecuting one of God’s only children.

Oh My Lord! I am tired of you people asking me whether Ouija Boards can be used to contact dead pets. The answer is no. Even if you think you’re talking to your Pet Cat, you aren ‘t! The Lord of Darkness can impersonate ANY LIVING creature, whether it’s human or not.

The result is all the same! Satan will enter your mind through the board and will then make you think all sorts of destructive thoughts.

First of all tell anyone close to him that he is being influenced by the Devil. If you think that the problem is serious then you should try your best to organize an exorcism. Exorcisms are the only way to break someones addiction to the Ouija Board.

There is no room for Caution. If you even have an inkling of a suspicion that your friend is Dabbling with Satan. Then consult your local church and ask them to organize an exorcism ASAP.

If he has not already been baptized, you might want to try jamming his head down the toilet and repeatedly flushing it until he has agreed to leave Satan behind.

People use the Ouija Board mainly because they want to get in contact with a loved one who has passed on. Instead of acting as a medium to contact the Dead, they are a channel to the Devil and only the Devil. Remember Lucifer is a master of Deceit. He can impersonate anyone from Joan of Arc to Lenny Bruce to your dead Grandmother.

If only these people had the common sense to read the Bible, they’d understand that the only avenue to the other world is through Jesus Christ. We cannot see a true reflection of the other planes until we have passed away and by then our eternal destination will already have been sealed, which is why it’s extremely important to make the right decision now.

There will be no pleading with Jesus at the gates of Heaven for a second chance. Ouijaboard use is 100 times worse than committing murder in God’s eyes.

Eternal Damnation

If you use an Ouija Board you will be looked down on by God and will stand more chance of being infected by the evilness of Satan.

Mental Illness

This stems from Satan too. His aim is to cripple your mind so that he can bend you to his will. He will talk you out of going to church. He will make you criticize your family for trying to help you. He will make you smell like an open sewer. None of these conditions are imagined. They are for real.

What? Are you stupid? Of course they are not real! They are controlled by complex computer programs that randomly display messages. However the aim of these games is not to entertain you, rather the objective is to get you praying to Satan instead of God.

Without thinking, you’ll likely find yourself praying to the Devil for deliverance and new experiences, instead of consulting the almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth.

Why is it possible to become addicted to Ouijaboards?

Good question! It’s possible because Satan wants to take over your soul and destroy your relationship with God by dabbling in the Occult which is forbidden by the Bible.

If you are addicted to the Ouija Board, you will only be saved by repenting from your evil ways and giving yourself back to God.

However according to a recent news report I watched, over 95% of people who use the Ouija Board will become addicted to using it, which is a higher addiction rate than Crystal Meth and Heroin and combined. If you start dabbling with the Ouija you are essentially selling your soul to the dark side and there isn’t a way in Hell that you’ll be getting it back anytime soon.