There are no safe places to play the Ouija Board. However if you use the board in any of these places than you’re guaranteed to have a negative experience

1) Deserted Mental Hospital

Playing the Ouija Board in a deserted mental hospital is asking for trouble. You’ll be tapping into all sorts of negative energies from the past. You could contact the spirits of those who died insane or of those who killed themselves.

2) Cemeteries

How would you feel if someone was playing the Ouija board over your loved ones grave? Wouldn’t you feel a little bit indignant? I know I would.

If you play the Ouija in a cemetery, not only do you risk contacting all sorts of potentially evil spirits but you could be arrested for holding a seance in public.

3) In Your Bedroom

Would you actually want a demon in your bedroom? Would you want to wake up in the middle of the night with a ghost at the foot of your bed threatening to cut your throat if you don’t worship it as a God?

If you ever want to sleep again, it’s advised that you do not play the Ouija in your bedroom.

It doesn’t make any sense to throw away a brand new ouija board, does it?

Unless of course you understand the true power of the board, which is designed to corrupt minds and ruin lives.

If someone close to you recently bought a Ouija Board before throwing it away, be sure to praise God as they’ve drastically reduced their chances of coming into contact with The Enemy. Do not question their motives for doing so. They’ll have discarded the Ouija due to a frightful experience or from the insistence of a relative who was concerned about their recent behavior.

If you are thinking about throwing away your Wigi Board, then do it somewhere where no one can retrieve it.  I suggest somewhere remote, like in the depths of a forest. Just be sure to make a quick exit otherwise the spirits from the board could escape into the trees, making the forest come alive.

There are no hard and fast answers to this question.

Generally it depend upon close you are to God. If you’re Saved then the board will speak to you immediately as the Spirit will be desperate to convert you away from God. If you’re an Atheist then it may take up to an answer to receive a response as the Spirit knows you are already one of his own.

If you want to intimidate the board into action then I’d advise you to start praising God in front of it. You could even try reciting the Lord’s prayer whilst thumping the board with your fist with every syllable in order to provoke the strongest response from the Ouija.

If you’re conducting a seance with a group of friends, then you are making God unbelievably angry. The only thing that you can do to try to save your soul is to scare the living daylights out of another player in order to dissuade them from ever playing with the board again.

Why not pretend to be possessed by your best friends grandfather who is in Hell? State that the afterlife is extremely dark without Jesus and that you’ve been forced into having a sex change by Satan.

Tell him that you’re being ceramonially bum raped by all sorts of dead fascists like Adolf Hitler, Napoleon and John F Kennedy.

This should be enough to convince him that the Ouija is indeed a board of lies.

Yes, you can try to flush the Ouija down the toilet, but it’s not something that I recommend.

Depending upon the perservance of the spirit, it may well linger around the bottom of the bowl like a nasty turd. The next person to use your toilet, then stands a massive chance of becoming possessed as the spirit latches onto them whilst they are glued to the toilet.

Do you really want your Grandmother emerging from the restroom with eyes as dark as a sailor, swearing like Satan? Could you live with yourself is she got committed to a mental asylum for losing her mind, when you know deep down that it was your Ouija flushing antics that were the root cause of it?

Be warned too that if you flush it, then it’s possible that you’ll break the toilet and a have to call the plumber out. Then you’ll have some embarrassing questions to answer!

Lord help us! I was surfing on the Internet earlier this evening for pictures of Ouija boards when I came across this tattoo on a disgusting self mutilation website called BMEzine.

How dare they deface their body in this manner! Don’t they realize that our bodies were created to honor God and not for us to freely carve it up as if it were a worthless bag of meat?

I hope that this young person has a change of heart sooner rather than later, otherwise they are doomed for the lake of fire.

What the hell are they going to do to their bodies next? Cut off their arm, set fire to the severed limb and throw it through a church window?

Probably, knowing this sick generation.

Because it can.

Satan wants your soul. He will use any portal he sees fit, whether it’s through drugs, alcohol, masturbation or the ouija board. He will do anything he can to degrade and demean humanity, just to bring you further down.

If Ouija Boards were truly beneficial to our souls, you would see positive reports about them, but it’s always the same story. You hear about a college student who got suckered into using the board and came out at the end only a shadow of their former selves.

It’s so incredibly sad to see people ruin their lives in this way, but no one seems to take it seriously as they are too goddamn retarded.

You are retarded if you don’t believe me.

Yes, you should. The same rules apply as with conventional ouija boards. My favorite method of disposing of laptop computers involves laying them down on the road and driving my 4×4 over them repeatedly. I’ve only ever had to do it twice after I found out my teenage boys  were looking up pornography.

If you find that your children have been playing ouija board online, don’t be lenient. Snatch that computer right out of their room whilst screaming ‘Satan be gone!’ like a warrior and begin to feverishly punch the machine until it is in smithereens.

Don’t stop there, call your children out and force them to watch you crush their favorite little toy. Remember, the more your children are crying the better job you are doing as a parent.

Praise be to Jesus!

Whilst I seriously recommend that you never touch the Ouijaboard, doing it alone is almost certainly gonna land you in trouble.

Basically if you try the Ouija alone, the Devil will be free to massacre your soul and in extreme cases he may lead you to the brink of suicide. Before letting it get this bad, just trust in God and use your time to glorify your creator instead of desecrating his memory.

I knew of a kid who tried Ouija alone in his parents house in Austin, Texas and just as he asked ‘When am I gonna die?’ his head detonated like a string of high velocity rounds had just torn through his head. Police still don’t know what exactly happened, but I do. Satan claimed him as one of his own that night.