It’s surprisingly easy to make a homemade ouija board. All you need is cardboard, scissors, a marker pen and a glass and that’s it!

Believe it or not children, all you have to do is draw all the letter and numbers, a ‘Yes, ‘No’, ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’ onto another sheet of cardboard, cut the letters out and then place them on your original piece of board.

Once this is complete, you’ll have a fully functioning board that can be used to communicate with Satan and his minions. Obviously if you’re wanting to try this then you’re already possessed by him and there’s absolutely no hope for you in the next life.

I’m asked all the time about the effectiveness of home made Ouija Boards. The fact is, when Satan notices that you’re trying to get in contact with Him, he will answer, whether you’re using a store bought board, a home made one or even one that you’ve found on the Internet.

The risks are always the same. The end results are always as disastrous.

The only way to destroy a homemade cardboard Ouija Board is to eat the board whole without drinking a drop of water to ease it down. Then you must wait a few days until you pass the board from your system and then burn your feces to ensure that all of the evilness has been eradicted.

This may sound over the top, but it’s the only way to ensure that you remain cleansed of Satan.