A Place To Play Ouija Board To Guarantee Demonic Possession

There are no safe places to play the Ouija Board. However if you use the board in any of these places than you’re guaranteed to have a negative experience

1) Deserted Mental Hospital

Playing the Ouija Board in a deserted mental hospital is asking for trouble. You’ll be tapping into all sorts of negative energies from the past. You could contact the spirits of those who died insane or of those who killed themselves.

2) Cemeteries

How would you feel if someone was playing the Ouija board over your loved ones grave? Wouldn’t you feel a little bit indignant? I know I would.

If you play the Ouija in a cemetery, not only do you risk contacting all sorts of potentially evil spirits but you could be arrested for holding a seance in public.

3) In Your Bedroom

Would you actually want a demon in your bedroom? Would you want to wake up in the middle of the night with a ghost at the foot of your bed threatening to cut your throat if you don’t worship it as a God?

If you ever want to sleep again, it’s advised that you do not play the Ouija in your bedroom.

5 Comments so far

  1. mandat on January 23rd, 2010

    seriously don, what country do you live in where seances are even recognized by the law? only weirdos like you believe in them

  2. Kevin Jr on March 15th, 2010

    my bed started to shake and my tv turned black

  3. Lucifer on March 29th, 2010

    i poo pood all over myself it was terrible

  4. Vanessa on April 3rd, 2010

    This is one of the most comical websites I have ever come across!! Thanks for the many laughs. Ouija is so much fun. I love reading all your silly comments about demonic possession. Oh It’s a laugh. I’ll have to share it with all my tattooed Satanic friends. haha!

  5. E G on May 10th, 2010

    Oh.. LOL. You had me going for a minute there. Dude, I thought you were seriously trying to pass yourself off as an outraged Christian. Way too funny.

    [covers mouth] Oh shit! Sorry! Did I let the cat out of the bag? [Tee-hee!]…Ahem…please… continue. I’m fascinated…

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