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It Is Dangerous To Watch Online Ouija Board Sessions On Your Computer

Why is this so? Well once you’ve watched a video of someone else trying the ouija board, you’ll be convinced that it is perfectly harmless and the cool thing to do. Next, you’ll order an ouija board online and will try it for real at home.

Be warned that if you have already watched a video then Satan has already begun to sow seeds in your mind. Please observe your behavior of the coming days if you don’t believe me. You’ll most likely be swearing a lot more than you used to, watching all sorts of heinous pornography and having bewildering nightmares about demons, ghouls and the Lord of Darkness himself.

If you’re concerned about this, visit your church immediately and confess to your sins. Only a member of the Church will be able to restore you to health, so forget visiting the hospital. Anyway they’d think you’re insane and commit you to a mental hospital.

Do Ouijaboards Work?

Ouija Board’s along with Tarot Cards, New Age Books and Oprah Winfrey are the three strongest tools uses against God to permanently enslave your soul.

When you use an Ouija Board, you are not controlled it subconsciously like Modern Science believes. Instead the board is being controlled by the Most Evil Being on the Planet. And I am not talking about Barack Hussein Obama. I am talking about Satan.

Please stay away from Ouija Boards. I say this not as someone who is trying to stop you from having fun, I speak as someone who wants to save your soul. You cannot love God truly if you’re continually meddling with the occult.

A Shop In Town Is Selling Ouija Boards. What Should I Do?

We cannot condone any violence against a business. So instead of doing anything evil to the shop, we recommend that you pray for the members of staff and recommend that Jesus enters their lives before it is too late and they are cast into the lake of Fire.

You should also do your best to Preach to them. For it’s better that they hear the Almighty Word of God, instead of dying ignorant forever in Hell Fire.

If you see anyone coming out of the store with an ouija, be sure to run over to them, swipe the board out of their hands and break it over your knee before continually screaming ‘BE GONE SATAN, YOU DAMNED WHORE!!!!”. If anyone threatens to call the police, remind them that if they do, they’ll spend all of eternity in the Lake of Fire for persecuting one of God’s only children.

Ouija Boards Cannot Contact Dead Pets

Oh My Lord! I am tired of you people asking me whether Ouija Boards can be used to contact dead pets. The answer is no. Even if you think you’re talking to your Pet Cat, you aren ‘t! The Lord of Darkness can impersonate ANY LIVING creature, whether it’s human or not.

The result is all the same! Satan will enter your mind through the board and will then make you think all sorts of destructive thoughts.

My Friend Is Using An Ouija Board. What Should I Do?

First of all tell anyone close to him that he is being influenced by the Devil. If you think that the problem is serious then you should try your best to organize an exorcism. Exorcisms are the only way to break someones addiction to the Ouija Board.

There is no room for Caution. If you even have an inkling of a suspicion that your friend is Dabbling with Satan. Then consult your local church and ask them to organize an exorcism ASAP.

If he has not already been baptized, you might want to try jamming his head down the toilet and repeatedly flushing it until he has agreed to leave Satan behind.

Reasons Why People Play the Ouijaboard.

People use the Ouija Board mainly because they want to get in contact with a loved one who has passed on. Instead of acting as a medium to contact the Dead, they are a channel to the Devil and only the Devil. Remember Lucifer is a master of Deceit. He can impersonate anyone from Joan of Arc to Lenny Bruce to your dead Grandmother.

If only these people had the common sense to read the Bible, they’d understand that the only avenue to the other world is through Jesus Christ. We cannot see a true reflection of the other planes until we have passed away and by then our eternal destination will already have been sealed, which is why it’s extremely important to make the right decision now.

There will be no pleading with Jesus at the gates of Heaven for a second chance. Ouijaboard use is 100 times worse than committing murder in God’s eyes.

Dangers Of Using An Ouija Board.

Eternal Damnation

If you use an Ouija Board you will be looked down on by God and will stand more chance of being infected by the evilness of Satan.

Mental Illness

This stems from Satan too. His aim is to cripple your mind so that he can bend you to his will. He will talk you out of going to church. He will make you criticize your family for trying to help you. He will make you smell like an open sewer. None of these conditions are imagined. They are for real.

Are Online Ouija Boards Real?

What? Are you stupid? Of course they are not real! They are controlled by complex computer programs that randomly display messages. However the aim of these games is not to entertain you, rather the objective is to get you praying to Satan instead of God.

Without thinking, you’ll likely find yourself praying to the Devil for deliverance and new experiences, instead of consulting the almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth.

Should I Use The Ouijaboard Alone?

Whilst I seriously recommend that you never touch the Ouijaboard, doing it alone is almost certainly gonna land you in trouble.

Basically if you try the Ouija alone, the Devil will be free to massacre your soul and in extreme cases he may lead you to the brink of suicide. Before letting it get this bad, just trust in God and use your time to glorify your creator instead of desecrating his memory.

I knew of a kid who tried Ouija alone in his parents house in Austin, Texas and just as he asked ‘When am I gonna die?’ his head detonated like a string of high velocity rounds had just torn through his head. Police still don’t know what exactly happened, but I do. Satan claimed him as one of his own that night.

Ouija Board Addiction Is Real And Will Happen To You!

Why is it possible to become addicted to Ouijaboards?

Good question! It’s possible because Satan wants to take over your soul and destroy your relationship with God by dabbling in the Occult which is forbidden by the Bible.

If you are addicted to the Ouija Board, you will only be saved by repenting from your evil ways and giving yourself back to God.

However according to a recent news report I watched, over 95% of people who use the Ouija Board will become addicted to using it, which is a higher addiction rate than Crystal Meth and Heroin and combined. If you start dabbling with the Ouija you are essentially selling your soul to the dark side and there isn’t a way in Hell that you’ll be getting it back anytime soon.

How To Dispose Of A Ouija Board.

As a true believer in God, you should dispose of the Ouija Board in the most dramatic manner possible. I suggest taking it outside, urinating on it before setting it on fire. Once the board is well and truly lit, throw it into your neighbours garden to ensure that any demons inside the board are cast far away from your property.

Alternatively, you may wish to leave the board in the sink with a stream of hot water running on top of it. Once it is sufficiently wet, please feel free to use it as toilet paper and flush it to Kingdom Come once you’re finished with it.