There are no safe places to play the Ouija Board. However if you use the board in any of these places than you’re guaranteed to have a negative experience

1) Deserted Mental Hospital

Playing the Ouija Board in a deserted mental hospital is asking for trouble. You’ll be tapping into all sorts of negative energies from the past. You could contact the spirits of those who died insane or of those who killed themselves.

2) Cemeteries

How would you feel if someone was playing the Ouija board over your loved ones grave? Wouldn’t you feel a little bit indignant? I know I would.

If you play the Ouija in a cemetery, not only do you risk contacting all sorts of potentially evil spirits but you could be arrested for holding a seance in public.

3) In Your Bedroom

Would you actually want a demon in your bedroom? Would you want to wake up in the middle of the night with a ghost at the foot of your bed threatening to cut your throat if you don’t worship it as a God?

If you ever want to sleep again, it’s advised that you do not play the Ouija in your bedroom.

This is the greatest misconception of them all! The Ouija is a portal through which spirits can travel from the other side into waking reality.

The ghosts that you encountered in your dreams will enter your reality if you ever try to use the Ouija Board. If you’ve encountered only ‘friendly’ ghosts in your dreams then boy are you in for a surprise when they make the transition. Only then will they show their true nature and it’ll be much too late to go running to Momma to make it all better.

Occultists prefer to try the Ouija Board in houses that aren’t haunted as there are no other spirits who will attempt to intervene during the seance.

Secularists often dismiss the ouija board in the same breath as the Tarot Cards which are only used by drunken old women at fairgrounds who claim that they can read your future by the order in which they proceed to pick cards.

This is obviously ludicrous. At no point during the experience does the reader contact Satan. They are purely making the reading up by cleverly analyzing the personality of the subject and then telling them exactly what they want to hear.

With the Ouija Board you are playing into Satan’s hands. It’s unpredictable. You never know how sensitive someone is to the effects of the board until their brain has exploded like a car backfiring and they are lying twitching on the ground like one of those dead Gangstas.

This is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard for using the Ouija board. Just because someone claims to know how to use the the Ouija Board safely, does not make it anymore safe. If anything it increases the likelihood that you’ll be more open to an attack from Satan as your guard will be down.

Let it be known that there are no ’safe’ ways to use the Ouija Board, just like their are no safe ways to put a fricking gun to your head and pull on the trigger.

Often the ‘expert’ will be heavily into the New Age and will burn herbs in an attempt to protect your party from any adverse effects from the boards.

What they are really doing is indoctrinating you into the witch craft. Do not stand for it, pick up the herbs immediately and ram them up the person’s ass before yelling ‘Begone Satan!’ at the top of your lungs.

It doesn’t make any sense to throw away a brand new ouija board, does it?

Unless of course you understand the true power of the board, which is designed to corrupt minds and ruin lives.

If someone close to you recently bought a Ouija Board before throwing it away, be sure to praise God as they’ve drastically reduced their chances of coming into contact with The Enemy. Do not question their motives for doing so. They’ll have discarded the Ouija due to a frightful experience or from the insistence of a relative who was concerned about their recent behavior.

If you are thinking about throwing away your Wigi Board, then do it somewhere where no one can retrieve it.  I suggest somewhere remote, like in the depths of a forest. Just be sure to make a quick exit otherwise the spirits from the board could escape into the trees, making the forest come alive.

There are no hard and fast answers to this question.

Generally it depend upon close you are to God. If you’re Saved then the board will speak to you immediately as the Spirit will be desperate to convert you away from God. If you’re an Atheist then it may take up to an answer to receive a response as the Spirit knows you are already one of his own.

If you want to intimidate the board into action then I’d advise you to start praising God in front of it. You could even try reciting the Lord’s prayer whilst thumping the board with your fist with every syllable in order to provoke the strongest response from the Ouija.

If you’re conducting a seance with a group of friends, then you are making God unbelievably angry. The only thing that you can do to try to save your soul is to scare the living daylights out of another player in order to dissuade them from ever playing with the board again.

Why not pretend to be possessed by your best friends grandfather who is in Hell? State that the afterlife is extremely dark without Jesus and that you’ve been forced into having a sex change by Satan.

Tell him that you’re being ceramonially bum raped by all sorts of dead fascists like Adolf Hitler, Napoleon and John F Kennedy.

This should be enough to convince him that the Ouija is indeed a board of lies.

Yes, you can try to flush the Ouija down the toilet, but it’s not something that I recommend.

Depending upon the perservance of the spirit, it may well linger around the bottom of the bowl like a nasty turd. The next person to use your toilet, then stands a massive chance of becoming possessed as the spirit latches onto them whilst they are glued to the toilet.

Do you really want your Grandmother emerging from the restroom with eyes as dark as a sailor, swearing like Satan? Could you live with yourself is she got committed to a mental asylum for losing her mind, when you know deep down that it was your Ouija flushing antics that were the root cause of it?

Be warned too that if you flush it, then it’s possible that you’ll break the toilet and a have to call the plumber out. Then you’ll have some embarrassing questions to answer!

If you’ve ever tried the Ouija Board and nothing happened during the seance, then it’s easy to dismiss the tool as garbage.

Don’t be fooled otherwise. Something ALWAYS happens during an ouija board session. You must remain as aware as possible. Satan acts in subtle ways…

Even though the planchette may not be moving, Satan could be working through you. He could be working in you as you read this.

Or he could be behind you. In fact it’s important to always check behind you during the seance, in case something is crawling up towards you.

You’ll know Satan is in the room with you when you feel THOSE shivers rising up your back. The ones which feel like someone is walking over your grave.

The angel in this photo will be scarred inside your soul now forever.

Satan IS behind you.

After closing a session, it can be very tempting to burn the ouija board especially if you were somewhat unnerved by the experience.

The likelihood of causing a serious fire increases tenfold after such a session. Many have speculated that the demons from the board help to strengthen the fire, making it almost impossible to put out once it has caught hold.

The most terrifying thing about it all is that the people who took part in the seance become pyromaniacs. I’ve seen one guy run into the restroom after playing ouija, returning with several rolls of bathroom tissue, dousing them in gasoline before setting fire to them on the spot just to get a proper inferno going.

Before the session this guy was a God fearing Christian like myself and was never the same after the experience.

Definitely not!

If you suffer from a condition like depression and are considering playing the ouija board then you’re seriously playing with fire.

If you’re feeling desperate for answers in life and are asking for them through the board then the spirits are likely to take advantage of you and will do anything in their power to debase your spirit.

Besides, what will you do if the session goes wrong? I’ve heard of people having to be placed into mental homes after playing the Ouija board when ill. It’s seriously not a game!

You shouldn’t be playing this game even if you’re perfectly healthy. It’s just bad news.

What’s the difference between shit, turd and crap? There is no difference, they are 3 words used to describe exactly the same concept.

Whilst the design and the instructions of the board might be different, all of the ‘games’ mentioned above are used for conferencing with Satan. Don’t fool yourself into believing that somehow by using the Angel Board that you’ll magically come into contact with the Archangel Gabriel or anything holy.

The only being lurking at the end of each of the boards the board is something dark and sinister and I am not referring to Mr T.

I’m talking about Satan.

Just because you played the Ouija Board in another persons’ does not mean that you will escape the demonic power of the Ouija.

The truth is that, the spirits will follow you home like a lonely, hungry dog and will wreck your life until you repent for all of your sins.

Immediately after a negative Ouija Board experience it is natural to attempt to reconcile with the spirits in order to prevent any destruction in your life. Don’t even try this. The damage has already been done and you’ll only be making matters much worse for yourself.

The demons will likely agree to leave you alone at first, but come night time they will go back on their word and essentially terrorize you until you’ve lost all of your resistance and can easily be claimed as a warrior for the dark side.

The spirits in control of the Ouija Board do not discriminate between those actively participating in the seance and other people in the house. That’s why it’s totally selfish to use the Ouija when other people are at home. Everyone will face the full on assault from the other side. Even your parents if they are upstairs sleeping in bed.

If you’re ever put in the situation where you’re asked to watch over a ouija board session, immediately refuse the task and defecate freely on the ouija in Jesus’s name.

If the host tries to throw you out of their house for trying to ruin their ‘fun’, then be sure to take a leak on their front lawn as well.

Trust me, you’ll be doing God’s work for Him!

Lord help us! I was surfing on the Internet earlier this evening for pictures of Ouija boards when I came across this tattoo on a disgusting self mutilation website called BMEzine.

How dare they deface their body in this manner! Don’t they realize that our bodies were created to honor God and not for us to freely carve it up as if it were a worthless bag of meat?

I hope that this young person has a change of heart sooner rather than later, otherwise they are doomed for the lake of fire.

What the hell are they going to do to their bodies next? Cut off their arm, set fire to the severed limb and throw it through a church window?

Probably, knowing this sick generation.

Why?

Well Satan knows us well. He can predict what could happen to us but doesn’t know the exact nature of the future. However he can reel us in and lead us to create self fufilling prophecies that not only lead us away from God but lead us to our untimely death.

That’s why it’s important not to ask questions about lottery numbers, whether you’ll get married or not or when exactly you’ll die. Satan can easily deceive you into believing that you’ll live a short, lonely life, which could force you into despair and ironically living out that life, something which God does not want for you.

He wants you to be part of God’s wider community. He wants you to place your faith in Him, without question and not be alienated by Satan’s lies.

Whilst the Bible doesn’t mention the Ouija Board by name it warns us against contacting evil spirits. It urges us to resist temptation and to instead put faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Do you think Ouija Board players are putting their faith in the Lord if they are trying to contact spirits without his permission?

Absolutely not. There is no way to contact our dead relatives directly. We must instead pray to God in hope that our messages are delivered onto them. Besides, if they are with the Lord now, they know exactly what we are thinking. This is why it is important to keep a pure mind and to put our faith in God.

So yes, the Bible warns us against demeaning God’s authority by giving glory to these evil spirits that lurk inside the board.

I’ve heard of gullible people using the ouija board as a tea tray, believing it to be harmless as long as they don’t use it for its intended purpose. That’s the fatal mistake they make. They don’t understand that the ouija board will draw them in. Without thinking one night they’ll be using their beloved ‘tea tray’ for it’s intended purpose and all sorts of depravity will ensue.

I had a dear friend who did this very thing and he ended up killing himself one night through repeatedly smashing himself over the head with the board. Apparently he shattered his skull into splinters. The doctors didn’t understand how he managed to inflict so much damage since the board was made of thin wood.

The only possible explanation is that Satan possessed him and gave him the phenomenal strength to pulverize his own brains with.

Because it can.

Satan wants your soul. He will use any portal he sees fit, whether it’s through drugs, alcohol, masturbation or the ouija board. He will do anything he can to degrade and demean humanity, just to bring you further down.

If Ouija Boards were truly beneficial to our souls, you would see positive reports about them, but it’s always the same story. You hear about a college student who got suckered into using the board and came out at the end only a shadow of their former selves.

It’s so incredibly sad to see people ruin their lives in this way, but no one seems to take it seriously as they are too goddamn retarded.

You are retarded if you don’t believe me.

Please understand this, evil spirits flock around the ouija board like flies around shit. Users of the board deceive themselves into believing that it’s possible to ward them off by placing silver coins on the board, only conducting seances with an odd number of people and even dousing the board in bleach before using it.

These people don’t want to accept that the board is a constant source of evil, nothing you can do can make it anything else than it is. If you think the Ouija is helping you in life, then you’ve been deceived. Perhaps the spirits controlling the board have helped you find a lost piece of jewelry or provided a helpful bit of advice about your life, but please be warned that it will only go downhill from there.

Once the spirits have a stranglehold in your life, then they won’t let go until you’re dead.

People are queuing up to say this and it’s not true. They’ve been deceived into believing conventional sciences view that the Ouija Board operates through the ideomotor effect, which basically states that the operators of the board make up their own answers.

If this is the case, why do so many become hooked with the board? You’d think that they would understand that they are inventing the answers and would quickly get bored of it all.

The truth is that the answers are coming from Satan himself. He has convinced Scientists and supposedly rational people that the Ouija is solely powered through humans, which is an absolute myth and a dangerous one at that. It’s designed to make us let our guards down so that the enemy can attack us more freely.

It’s surprisingly easy to make a homemade ouija board. All you need is cardboard, scissors, a marker pen and a glass and that’s it!

Believe it or not children, all you have to do is draw all the letter and numbers, a ‘Yes, ‘No’, ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’ onto another sheet of cardboard, cut the letters out and then place them on your original piece of board.

Once this is complete, you’ll have a fully functioning board that can be used to communicate with Satan and his minions. Obviously if you’re wanting to try this then you’re already possessed by him and there’s absolutely no hope for you in the next life.

Of course it will!

The biggest danger with pre-owned Ouija Boards is that you have no idea who used the board before you and what sort of demons they conjured. That’s why toying with 2nd hand Ouijas is especially dangerous. At least with new boards, there hasn’t been an opportunity yet for a representative of the Dark Angel to stake their claim on the board.

The best way to check to see if an Ouija Board is tied to another spirit is to hold up towards the sun in broad daylight. If the words ‘Satan’ appear directly after you close your eyes, then you’ll know that it is possessed.

Yes, you should. The same rules apply as with conventional ouija boards. My favorite method of disposing of laptop computers involves laying them down on the road and driving my 4×4 over them repeatedly. I’ve only ever had to do it twice after I found out my teenage boys  were looking up pornography.

If you find that your children have been playing ouija board online, don’t be lenient. Snatch that computer right out of their room whilst screaming ‘Satan be gone!’ like a warrior and begin to feverishly punch the machine until it is in smithereens.

Don’t stop there, call your children out and force them to watch you crush their favorite little toy. Remember, the more your children are crying the better job you are doing as a parent.

Praise be to Jesus!

Most people come to the Ouija Board with questions about their future.  These individuals are frequently desperate for some direction in their lives and therefore more susceptible to the lies emnating from the board.

Satan understands this weakness and will counter any question with a seemingly positive answer about the future, which will always try to lead the user away from God.

Imagine the player asks the Board about their career. The user is certain that they will serve The Church and the board understands this, so it will instead tell the player that their future lies in software development, banking or some other godless profession.